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منتدى القلب الكبير


    Husband VS. Wife

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    اهل الغرام
    عضو وجوده مهم

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    Husband VS. Wife

    مُساهمة من طرف اهل الغرام في الثلاثاء سبتمبر 08, 2009 6:00 am

    Husband: Do you know what the 4 letters " WIFE" stand for?
    It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

    Wife: No darling, it means,

    With Idiot For Ever



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    Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

    So I'd be in your hands all day.

    Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

    So I could have a new one everyday.


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    Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
    pills.
    Wife: When must I give them to him?

    Doctor: They are for you


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    Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

    Husband: You should have known it the minute

    I asked you to marry me.


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    Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

    So I bought 3 movie tickets.

    Wife: Why Three?

    Husband: For you and your parents


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    Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

    Husband: A lovely Push...!!!


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    Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?

    A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again


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    After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,

    You know, I was a fool when I married you.

    The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice

    &بوحسني&
    المــدير العـــام

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    رد: Husband VS. Wife

    مُساهمة من طرف &بوحسني& في الثلاثاء سبتمبر 08, 2009 9:31 pm

    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    nice topic but not nice life betweem them
    I thing between them , there are a lot of proplem
    but really i want to give the really meaning of wife
    the meaning of wife is the life
    with out wife no body can live
    maybe some people can live
    the wife is the nice thing in our life
    from the wife you can make a nice familly
    thank you soo much for what you did


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